Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
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hannah_cheers 30
I've been snowed in before with my family that I can't stand but in the end, we became closer. Take this as an opportunity to sort things out, decide if you really want to end your relationship.
zAstonish 20
The awkwardness is probably directly proportionate to the amount of snow.
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Comments (70)
laden_swallow09 35
Time for makeup sex!
Steffi3 40
Good news is: you may get a chance to reconcile if the fight got out of hand too much? Still, fyl
feven 32
Here's a great indoor activity: indoor bowling. His head is the pins. It might even be a fun twist if you catch him by surprise. If this doesn't work out, you should have a conversation like the mature adults you are and work out your problems.
doctorhook86 25
Bah, spoiled American! If OP were Canadian, she'd dig herself through that snow and walk home in shorts and t-shirt, eh?
Colon_Man 17
Ha! "Snowed in". She's probably got a light dusting and thinks it's a blizzard.
doctorhook86 25
#26: Right on, eh? She needs to be more like the mighty beaver.
Brandi_Faith 34
I laughed at your comment 15. I when I read this I was actually thinking "I wonder what 'snowed in' looks like in Connecticut." We've been known to shovel our car out of drifts to get going somewhere so I was a little curious. :)
xxreikoxx 31
Hey guys, we have at least two feet of snow on the ground right now...and it's still snowing for another four and a half hours.
Colon_Man 17
Two feet of snow in Connecticut, the whole place shuts down. Two feet, here, it's Tuesday.
badgercheese94 16
See, y'all look at two feet of snow and think "obstacle", I think "dogpile!"
doctorhook86 25
#56: Just like the mighty beaver, we Canadians are master tunnelers.
bluebluhblou 15
watch two night stand. pretty much the exact same story.
exoticwaved 9
You could spend the time arguing ... or you could have a lot of sex. Angry sex is good sometimes. Choices lol.
liza1922 7
Can you bundle up and go out of a window or something?
tranced_ 45
Maybe it is a sign!
jkp1291 25
The awkward levels are over 9000!
chill99 15
Maybe instead of being exes, you can be friends with benefits.