By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
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Arcterion 0

Dump her ass. Clearly she does not care about you.

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fxdxhk90 0

How much do you have to tip after a threesome?

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Person1233 12

Good for you! Even though you weren't first, you didn't edit your comment, and you showed you aren't afraid to admit you were wrong :D Next time buddeh =D EDIT: This was supposed to be a reply to #2. This is the 3rd time this week, **** the FML commenting system -.-

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Person1233 12

29th actually. I don't know why no one raves over the 69th comment anymore D:

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pyroanarchist23 0

beat her ass the waitress not your girlfriend XD

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sheheartsthings 0

Uhhhm why? The waitress didn't know she was in a relationship.

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bean_dawg 0

maybe your girlfriend is thinking threesome

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phonyreal98 0

That's not an FML. That's a threesome, dude! *fist bump*

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willneversignin 0

you are a complete tool. do everyone around you a favor and do the following: unpop your collar, take your damn backwards hat and shove it up your ass, and for god's sake stop making douchey remarks like that. maybe then people will stop questioning how much you're overcompensating for your oh so obvious homosexuality (it's ok. there's really nothing wrong with being gay) and you might ACTUALLY make some real friends. this may be the internet, where you can say or do whatever you want and no one will know who you are, but this is no place to waste people's time with your inane and asinine comments. to the guy who wrote this: it sounds a little fake. if it is, kudos for convincing people that its not. if this really happened, don't worry too much about it.

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fmlxxxx 0

what the **** is "fist bump"

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JohnnyTheFox 0

#43 You take fmylife WAY WAY WAY too seriously.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

"what the **** is "fist bump"" ? I dunno. A combination of fisting and bumping i guess.

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babygraprefruit 0

It's the hand gesture people use that's similar to a "high five", you literally bump fists.

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kaelendra 0

whether you're exclusive or not getting someone elses info on a date with someone is wrong. if you're exclusive and she's not dropping you she's not just bi... she's also polygamous.

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marid_fml 2

...Polyamorous, or disrespectful, but she wouldn't be polygamous unless she was trying to get married to both of them. Just sayin'.

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hanfan79 0

No, polyamory is being in love with more than 1 person at a time. It doesn't necessarily involve marriage. That would be polygamy. =)

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lahp 0

erm.. you seriously dont see the potential here ? question? are you gay or slow?

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po_ta_to 0

Honestly, everyone talks about 'threesomes! yay!' but I seriously doubt anyone who freaks out about it has ever actually had one.

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Adamt 0

#38 learn how to spell before you say shot like that... people like you are complete douchebags

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