Love: Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up...

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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By mynameisarmpit - 15/11/2010 06:48

Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

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By Anon - 28/01/2019 06:00 - United States - West Jefferson

Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Arcterion 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:33

Dump her ass. Clearly she does not care about you.

UpYourself 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:33

Can anybody say......threesome

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Adamt 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 2:49

shit**

prospekt1 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 2:53

three way. its goin down

cwitifa 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 2:55

dude you should be between them

phuket2 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 2:56

thats ****** up

KillaKingPerrie 4

Wednesday 30 September 2009 2:56

GET SOME ROPES GET SOME TRUCKS AND WE GONNA HAVE A GOOD OL' FASHION FAG DRAG

tarheel22893 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:02

that mad me lol... even tho it is slightly terrible

BlueberryPies 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:00

Honestly, you kind of deserved it, because if it bothered you then you really should have spoken up. I'm bi, too, but if some chick asked for my number while my boyfriend was sitting right there, he'd damn well say something. (I'd probably slip her my number anyway, but he'd still say something ;-).)

Bigmac87 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:01

Threesome?

shirvon100 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:08

can any1 say 3way

teethsoup 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:10

THREEWAY!

Autumnoaks 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:15

Cant believe your girlfriend did that with you right there. maybe you should have said something right then or at least afterwards. I would start looking to though since now you know how it is.