Miscellaneous: Today, I was at an estate sale of my neighbor who recently passed....

By GarageSallin - 07/02/2013 15:24

Today, I was at an estate sale of my neighbor who recently passed. I recognized many items for sale that I had ordered or won on eBay from the past 8 years. Turns out the little old lady had been stealing my mail for close to a decade. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I found out one of the neighborhood kids has been stealing from my mailbox. Several packages marked "delivered" had gone missing over the last few months, so I set up a trail cam in the yard. I notified the USPS and the police; they confronted him at his house. He's been reselling everything I ordered on eBay. FML

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Gone forever

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 06:00

Today, my nice, elderly neighbour died suddenly and I was helping his family sort through his things. I realised a lot of his stuff was familiar. In fact it was a lot of stuff I’d lost over the years, including the year I moved in. The bastard had been stealing things from my house for 9 years. FML

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By GLX - 15/06/2017 00:00 - United States - Sand Springs

Today, a "friend" tried to sell me a digital camera that I recognized that was stolen from my home a week earlier, along with a few other things. FML

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Christmas gifts

By not a thief - 24/12/2021 01:59

Today, while I was home sick from work, my neighbor got packages delivered. Our apartments have had a lot of thefts lately so, being neighborly, I brought her stuff inside to wait. When she came home, I gave them right to her. Instead of thanking me, she told the office that I was the thief all along. FML

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By bookworm - 08/06/2019 14:00

Today, I had a garage sale and sold some books I don't read anymore. A woman came up and yelled at me, saying I'd stolen one of the books from her house. I later found out that it was a distraction so that her boyfriend could steal my TV. FML

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By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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By Isoneedtomove - 09/11/2018 22:00 - United States

Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML

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Renegade neighbor

By Fuck you, Yolanda! - 20/10/2021 05:00

Today, I have an egregious delinquent neighbor. She is always using internet and electrical services illegally, but is always getting packages from Amazon. Her packages are always left at my place, as she is so afraid of tax collectors, she won't open the door. She gave my billing address without my consent. FML

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By you'vegotmail(not) - 18/04/2014 23:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized that I get more mail addressed to the old tenant of my apartment than to me. He hasn't lived here in years. FML

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Vinted-ed

By whywouldudothat - 19/04/2020 02:00

Today, my mom sold my watch collection on Vinted. I've spent over 15 years on the collection and I don't even live with my mom. I'm still wondering how she got in. FML

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MandySkittles 18

Thursday 7 February 2013 18:58

You'd think after the first few items went missing you'd try to find out where they went..

HowAreYouToday 34

Thursday 7 February 2013 18:58

Old people are secretly evil. They're all plotting against us *normals.* VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

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Crzysht96 3

Friday 8 February 2013 10:08

Piss on her grave!

Satoaoi 13

Friday 8 February 2013 11:02

looks like karma hit her after that decade of screwing you over

Nicholi124 10

Friday 8 February 2013 22:01

Lol now that's what you call an old hag

Bookoholic 11

Friday 8 February 2013 22:05

Your ebay account will have proof of purchase. Get your shit back.

xfluttershy07 8

Saturday 9 February 2013 3:07

how did you not realize that?

squideth 18

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:08

74 wow you know nothing about Canada.

sonnyrosa 32

Saturday 9 February 2013 21:22

I don't understand how people can be so dishonest. Stealing is just plain wrong and I'm angry for you OP!

abbiex 6

Saturday 9 February 2013 23:06

True

imanassholetoo 8

Saturday 9 February 2013 23:32

please see my picture for my comment.

deemarie13 14

Sunday 10 February 2013 4:33

The question here is do u want that stuff bad enough to play for twice?

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