Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML
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Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When my picture came up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML
Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML
Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML
Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML
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theman34 0
you dick
roflstephh 0
this is why you listen in school.
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Comments (170)
maskedman 9
this is only a good thing if you yelled loud enough to wake the dead. otherwise, you look like a inconsiderate douche nozzle.
ImaginaryFoe 1
That's only a good idea if the moment of silence is for you and you actually survived the fall off the cliff, etc. Otherwise it's a dick move. If an auditorium full of high schoolers goes completely silent all at once, assume thete's a good reason. YDI
maskedman 9
that's some good thinking too. I was thinking if she yelled loud enough the teacher would wake from the dead like a zombie. maybe that isn't such a good idea.
maskedman 9
yo mamma is so beautiful that all the other women talk behind her back. gosh, I suck at this.
DeservedIt 0
You are probably a douche who craves attention. Why else would you scream like this and have everyone notice you? You deserve it. Hope the ghost of this teacher haunts you.
SnickerVonBicker 0
hope someone screams during ur moment of silence
willpicou 0
lol u people are such fags " you're a douche ". " I hope someone screams at ur moment of silence". I for one have no heart. good call on the quiet call bro, agreed it wasn't creative, but pricless indeed :-)
AxCxDxDx 0
id kill for that video haha
CallMeHush 1
Want to get away?
Riaes 2
aren't you the little attention *****?
BrutalFbomb 5
LOL! trying-to-be-funny Failz! Next time you can hesitate and ask yourself why it's so quiet before anything stupid comes out, no offense but you gotta have respect.
mmart54 0
isn't awesome that some people are so dumb they think random events of chance cause misery in thier life instead of admitting thier own lack of life skills. take the first step forward in life, talk less; read more.
Hotshot132 0
your a dumbass who wants attention. you deserved that