Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When my picture came up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML
Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML
Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML
Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML
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theman34 0
you dick
roflstephh 0
this is why you listen in school.
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blastvortex 4
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Compass 0
Way to stay out of the loop and not pay attention to the announcer.
Donish1786 0
hope you feel likeshit for listening/paying attention.
peasinacan 0
...way to go
kikiholt 0
Something similar happened to me in high school. I was standing with a bunch of friends during down time in orchestra and we were talking about the old 'super hero' cartoon called The Tick. It suddenly got really quiet and I thought it was would be funny and relevent to our conversation to suddenly yell out SPOON as the The Tick used to do. Apparantly the reason it was quiet was because the composer had just called us all to attention and was about to tell us the seriousness of the competition we were in.
NoteMyGrin 0
Hah! But THAT one is funny! (: The Tick was some good stuff!
kikiholt 0
Yeah, but it's an orchestra full of up tight snobs so nobody got it so nobody laughed. It was aweful. Even my friends simply did a face-palm.
anonymous9000 1
Wow. No only are you a douchebag, but you have shitty grammar and punctuation. I could barely understand what you were saying.
Trixies100 0
wow that was deff not funny
twist_of_fame93 0
the quiet is good. I think.
twix_17 0
dang that sucks. I can't believe you had the courage to yell out loud though. hahaha it's better to ask somebody though why everybody was silent.
ClumsyJason 3
Well, you only did that to impress your friends, you are a big dumb ass for not listening and asking why it was so quiet but to scream it out like a jerk, and thirdly overall, you must been dropped on your head..?