Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, it's my soon to be 12 year-old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML
Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
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starbucksguy 16
Kids these days...at least she didn't say it by text :)
CaramelMacchiato 13
I'm only a year older than OP's daughter, and I would have probably gushed all about it! :') Am I the only one who loves hearing stories about their childhood?
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Comments (333)
mrscrockrom 0
Who cares,,, you should br grateful the kid doesn't want to talk you,, take the time to enjoy the quite. Screw a teenager,, nobody likes them anyway.
pbonham 22
Slap her, she obviously deserves it!!
RavenRiot 0
Why would you give a 13 year old a cell phone? If you had to get her one, get her a basic talk and text cell.
partake_fml 2
FYL and YDI First, 13 years old is a bit young to get a cellphone. But that could be debated. Second, YDI for not having made it clear that at a family dinner in a restaurant it is RUDE to text and spend time with your cellphone. Teach your kids manners before complaining. Finally, don't worry about her lack of emotion. She's becoming a teen and at this age you cant expect them to be always all sentimental and loveable with you.
bcgirl69 0
She is just like every other teenager in the world! Get used to it, Ma!
dartzli 3
Your fault op. 13 year old with a phone.... REALLY?!
verkaderk 9
Soooo u have a regular 13 year old.....
bmwilliams 7
Maybe you should take away get cell phone? She's 13...what could she possibly need one for? I didn't get one till I was 16 because I was driving and my parents wanted me to able to get ahold of them or them get ahold of me to make sure everything was going alright.
bmwilliams 7
Her* not get
movetoyou 2
They grow up so fast.
SOULLESSMAGGOT9 0
Kids today, how shameful.