Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
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Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, it's my soon to be 12 year-old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML
Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
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starbucksguy 16
Kids these days...at least she didn't say it by text :)
CaramelMacchiato 13
I'm only a year older than OP's daughter, and I would have probably gushed all about it! :') Am I the only one who loves hearing stories about their childhood?
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Comments (333)
izzy7 11
YDI for buying a 13 year old a phone she can pay that much attention to. Teach her some respect and disciple before you start rewarding her with expensive toys she can't appreciate.
old09 11
Slap the phone out of her hands and connect with her. Man kids these days.
adamjohnson 5
I would have taken her phone and smacked her face
adamjohnson 5
I am ashamed to be part of that generation I actually care and respect older generations
wironandine 8
******* generation is a joje
bozedozer 0
Why does your 13 year old have a phone. Or better question why don't you teach her some table manners....
ReesieBanana21 12
Da apple doesn't fall dar from da tree. -_-
ReesieBanana21 12
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree -_-
hazelsun41311 0
Maybe you should discipline your kids more. No way in hell would I text at the table. It's rude and disrespectful.
ctfu_nargs 1
If I were u I would've smack the shit out her wait no I meant i'd take her phone again!!!!
ctfu_nargs 1
Away*
lentzc2008 0
Cut the phone off! Or let her read this an she will come around!