Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, it's my soon to be 12 year-old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML
Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
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starbucksguy 16
Kids these days...at least she didn't say it by text :)
CaramelMacchiato 13
I'm only a year older than OP's daughter, and I would have probably gushed all about it! :') Am I the only one who loves hearing stories about their childhood?
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Comments (333)
komptonassterry 1
FYL... u deserve it for giving a 13 yr. old a phone.
Rasetsu 10
She's a teenager. I'm almost 19, and my mom has *always loved* reminding me of all the cute things I did when I was a child and she loves to show me pictures of when I was a baby and a toddler and gushes about how adorable I was. Annoys the hell out of me. And your daughter is only 13? Yikes. Viel Spaß...
SweetTooth78 0
Cell phone ? Really at the dinner table ? Holy crap what ever happened to manners . ??? You don't teach ur daughter that it's rude to use the phone while having dinner **** ur life for real !! That should be a new rule . And watch the super nanny . Great tips !!! Good luck
mckibabe 7
YDI for letting her have a phone
marisadc79 0
Kids say the darnedest things lol
NAAMxLOOS 11
YDI for giving a 13-year-old a cellphone.
prettykitty82 4
13 year olds don't need cell phones. Especially when they're huge smartphones.
aisthecoolest 8
Um this was confusing.....
nonaodwal 0
You deserve it shes 13 she shouldent have a cell phone and people wonder whats rong with kids these days duha
NamelessFace 22
At least some kids these days know basic spelling and grammar.
adallasf 0
....what do you honestly expect when you've given your 13 year old a cell phone?