Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
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Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, it's my soon to be 12 year-old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML
Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
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starbucksguy 16
Kids these days...at least she didn't say it by text :)
CaramelMacchiato 13
I'm only a year older than OP's daughter, and I would have probably gushed all about it! :') Am I the only one who loves hearing stories about their childhood?
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Laceyfrogs8 6
that's horrible!
lunax_fml 14
...why did you think your kid was going to care about something they cant even remember and possibly didnt even mean? when I was a toddler I remember telling my parents I loved them all the time. I also remember that most of the time I was lying but I did it anyways since it made them happy.
Fruitmonster2 15
Sorry to break you the news, it's impossible to remember anything at that young of an age. So I highly doubt you can remember telling your parents that you love them, let alone knowing that you lied about it. However, if something traumatic happened then I could understand someone remembering the event.
kajolphagura 6
IM ******* 15 AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A CELLPHONE -.-
emmy627 2
Just an example of how much our world is going to shit.
wowthatissad 9
Not all 13-14 year olds are like that. I'm 14 and I love my Mom. Your daughter is just disrespectful
ChloeC926 9
Im 13 and i luv my mom too! And i totally agree
MizCherryBlossom 15
I'm sorry, but who in the actually hell says "fab"? Other than that, she was probably just embarrassed because she was in public.
ChloeC926 9
Am i the only one who gives a crap abt their mom at 13 years old?!
CastielJ 6
Phone plan canceled?
cody_guidru 0
Teenagers can be such assholes. It's always me, me, me......