Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, it's my soon to be 12 year-old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML
Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
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starbucksguy 16
Kids these days...at least she didn't say it by text :)
CaramelMacchiato 13
I'm only a year older than OP's daughter, and I would have probably gushed all about it! :') Am I the only one who loves hearing stories about their childhood?
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MyS3lf 24
Well, that sucks, but you raised her, so you shouldn't be too surprised by her behavior. Why on earth does a 13 year old need a cell phone anyway? You ought to have taken it from her, at least until she practices better manners.
luckygirl42213 0
Fyl for having a brat of a daughter. At the same time though, she isn't going to just randomly do this. Most likely she does things like this (ex.talking back) and gets away with it so why expect any better in this situation?
JayBee14 0
I'm 14, there's a strict no phones or iPods at the table rule. You might want to adopt it.
Vicci_Love 6
1: I find your child to be mean little brat. 2: I find this one "fake". I'm 16. And I've never heard ANYONE of my generation say "fab".
vrivas 1
That's when you take the phone break it and don't buy her another one! Everyone says kids these days they have no manners or consideration, but if the parents would have taught them some respect; like not to be watching YouTube when someone's talking to them you wouldn't have the problem.
ConradKay 13
I agree that the daughter was being rude, but destroying the phone? I could see confiscating it for a while, but breaking it sounds kind of extreme to me. Not to mention a huge waste of money.
snowfox_fml 10
I would have copped it if I did that -.-
Aedus 6
That's what you get for giving a 13 year old a cell phone.
bowser_rawr16 13
My mom would have slapped me and taken my phone away... Hell, I didn't even get a phone until I turned 17... and that was because they took the payphones out of my high school! lol
DaniAngel 7
My younger cousin, who is around the same age as your daughter OP, does the exact same thing. She is constantly glued to her phone and whenever I do see her, she can *not* be bothered by saying hello to her family. I beg of you to nip this in the bud and take the phone away and not give it back for a very long time.
landini2014 8
What a ******* bitch!