Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML
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Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML
Today, I saw the guy I bullied during elementary school and tried to apologize to him. Instead, he took out a knife and stabbed me. I'm currently in the ER. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
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Top comments
interesting33 37
OP this is so serious. Please PLEASE press charges! she is dangerous and needs help. and you need support as a victim of an awful crime. you should get compensation. hopefully a good plastic surgeon will be able to fix the initials.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Make sure you introduce her to those assault and battery charges.
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Comments (42)
Charlie Given 28
Damn OP so sorry for ya that's some ****** up shit we need a follow-up please and where the hell you living ,this sounds like Arkansas I had some similar craziness happen there and that's why I live up north and get yourself some therapy it will keep you safe😊
Gngr_Grl 26
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Get a dermaroller and high quality lavender or frankincense essential oil. And a lawyer.
RinoaHeartilly 36
Or she could use real medicine.
littlelia 22
how the **** is that going fix someone's initials carved through layers of skin? ******* use your brain
Mightytall 35
That girl is seriously f‘d up. I hope you are going to be OK and not keep permanent scars on your skin or psyche after this vicious attack. Hopefully she will be appropriately punished and get the mental help she obviously needs.
Chunky__Monkey23 4
Am I the only one who said "holy ****" out loud?
Ricrad 11
I said "Holy ******* shit!" Meh, close enough.
TheSminty1 17
You'd be married if it was prison. She must really like you
Mooglefox 24
What did you talk to him about?
RinoaHeartilly 36
Well, at least now you can ruin her life by pressing charges and making her pay for that.
DanielleinDC 34
Press charges and sue the living hell out of her to pay for damages to your face.
Queen of de elephants 10
I assume it’s on your forehead so if I’m right get bangs probably not gonna help but get some bang in’ bangs girlllllllllll
thatslifeiguess7 16
Plot twist the guy isn't her boyfriend she's just nuts
Akitakat 31
She is nuts either way!