Intimacy: Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye...

By Username - 09/08/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

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By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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By DabTheFuckOut - 16/09/2016 19:35 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant due to him being quite a bit younger than me. On our date, he dabbed 27 times. Yes, I actually kept count. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 18:00

Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML

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By 12yearsoldapparently - 06/07/2015 23:02 - United States - Charleston

Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML

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By Gears - 29/04/2019 16:00

Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML

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This charming man

By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 03:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML

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By thisucks - 28/01/2010 13:59 - Canada

Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 21 year-old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML

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By Eimii - 06/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML

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Kayokku 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:01

You held EYE CONTACT with him? YOU *****.

takeapieandrun 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:53

Don't worry, there are plenty of people in the same situation. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

Comments

GabyAli17 6

Friday 6 July 2012 7:51

There's nothing to be ashamed about. Atleast it shows what kind of person you are and not running around like little 13yr old ******.

greenorange 5

Sunday 30 September 2012 18:01

when the sad reality my sister has gone farther and she's 12.

fiesty 10

Tuesday 29 January 2013 6:22

Why is this an fml? R u retarded?

ShananaginsLOL 13

Tuesday 26 February 2013 6:02

Hey, the farthest I have ever gone was kissing.....when I was 5 :( and I'm 16 now.

ckrider64 8

Saturday 30 March 2013 16:46

well im 24 same problem but with girls. dont worry

stavik96 0

Tuesday 17 September 2013 8:24

I'm a 17 year old guy and I haven't gone any longer with a girl.

xxlowsnip3rxx 16

Sunday 24 November 2013 7:48

ive done way dirtier stuff and im 14

thatguynamedsky 32

Friday 29 August 2014 15:24

ew ****

valdania 18

Tuesday 16 September 2014 12:24

I don't see how this is a bad thing

niome_fml 9

Saturday 20 September 2014 5:55

so???

LyricaSilvan 29

Monday 23 February 2015 1:27

And?

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Today, I learned that my friend really can't be trusted to set up a party by herself. The only food she provided was tap water, a single sleeve of saltines, and Kraft singles. The only entertainment was Checkers and the first season of Frasier on DVD. We all pooled $250 for her to do this! What the hell happened!? FML

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Today, as always, my mother hates my life choices. Particularly my hair for some reason. As she's always whinging about it being dyed blonde, I dyed it back to my natural colour again to appease her, and stop the constant bullying. She hates it. FML

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Today, I joined my school's film-making club so I could get an opportunity to act in the club president's screenplays. It turns out her idea of a tragedy is a creepy, sci-fi version of Romeo and Juliet, with elves, starring her as the perfect Mary Sue style lead character. I can't get out of this. FML

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Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML

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