Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure. I called my best friend to let her know I couldn't make it to her birthday party tonight. She seemed to be infinitely more upset that I wouldn't be able to give her a birthday present. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the hospital with stomach pains. I found out I have mono, as well as a ruptured ovarian cyst, which may need surgery. I called my best friend for support, only for her to drunkenly yell at me for not being at her party, and that this could have waited till a better time. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML
Today, I received an angry phone call from a friend whose birthday party I missed last night. Yesterday, I gave birth to my son. She claims that I ruined her party and demands I still bring her a birthday gift. FML
Today, I had to help one of my best friends while he was having a seizure. Earlier this morning my longtime girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, and also earlier this week I found out my other best friend has cancer. Lord take me now. FML
Today, I realized that I’ve gone out of my way every year to make everyone around me’s birthday extra special. I can’t remember the last time anyone celebrated or remembered mine. This year my “best friend” scheduled her elective surgery I’m supposed to take her to on my birthday. What a party. FML
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
Today, after I'd given myself a week off work for my birthday, and my alcoholic sister decided she needed to go to rehab, which then hijacked the whole week for her crisis, at 4:30 am, the morning I'm supposed to return to work, I end up in the ER with a first time kidney stone. The next thing I know, she's in the ER for an injury. FML
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Top comments
Ch0sen 13
I don't believe she deserves the title "best friend". Or "friend" at all, for that matter.
hockeyoceancity 13
She is a horrible friend... I hope your kidney is okay OP.
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Comments (103)
FMLsAreAwesome 0
Your "Friend" is a self-centered bitch.
wubbazugg 5
Definitely need better friends..
lunastar 0
I have the same problems with my kidneys so I know how you feel. I don't know about you but it's very painful for me.
perdix 31
Your friend should be more understanding. She should understand that you owe her a much better, more expensive gift after you get out of the hospital. Of course, she runs the risk of getting stiffed if you don't pull through, and then F her life!
Trisha_aus 15
June babies unite
shazza26 1
She shouldn't be your friend at all!
nerobluerose 10
It should be Dora and Diego. =P
AxFETUSxFARMER 0
great friend?
_wraith 15
I'm sorry to hear that OP - finding out something like that of your friend can hurt. Hopefully she'll realize her idiocy and come visit you at the hospital with a massive apology and some cake, and is supportive for you as you wait for your results. Fingers crossed that everything works out okay for you medically, as well. Get well soon!
wlddog 14
(Sarcasm alert) Of course she wants her present. How DARE you make her wait another few days. Your so inconsiderate.