Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure. I called my best friend to let her know I couldn't make it to her birthday party tonight. She seemed to be infinitely more upset that I wouldn't be able to give her a birthday present. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the hospital with stomach pains. I found out I have mono, as well as a ruptured ovarian cyst, which may need surgery. I called my best friend for support, only for her to drunkenly yell at me for not being at her party, and that this could have waited till a better time. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML
Today, I received an angry phone call from a friend whose birthday party I missed last night. Yesterday, I gave birth to my son. She claims that I ruined her party and demands I still bring her a birthday gift. FML
Today, I had to help one of my best friends while he was having a seizure. Earlier this morning my longtime girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, and also earlier this week I found out my other best friend has cancer. Lord take me now. FML
Today, I realized that I’ve gone out of my way every year to make everyone around me’s birthday extra special. I can’t remember the last time anyone celebrated or remembered mine. This year my “best friend” scheduled her elective surgery I’m supposed to take her to on my birthday. What a party. FML
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
Today, after I'd given myself a week off work for my birthday, and my alcoholic sister decided she needed to go to rehab, which then hijacked the whole week for her crisis, at 4:30 am, the morning I'm supposed to return to work, I end up in the ER with a first time kidney stone. The next thing I know, she's in the ER for an injury. FML
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Top comments
Ch0sen 13
I don't believe she deserves the title "best friend". Or "friend" at all, for that matter.
hockeyoceancity 13
She is a horrible friend... I hope your kidney is okay OP.
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Comments (103)
jayhawkchik 4
Dump her, you will be infinitely better off without her in your life. People like that will just drag you down and prevent you from progressing through life. good luck.
dogpup4 23
Dump her? Its OP's best friend, not girlfriend.
mdraniga 3
What the heck is wrong with the 132 people that voted/stated "you deserve it"... Totally uncalled for
neans1416 1
I hope you are okay and drop your friend and not be friends with her she is a selfish bitch!!!
sissors1234 4
Ur friends a bitch and a brat.
olivetree_616 6
If she was your best friend she wouldn't care about a stupid present she'd be there for you seeing if you were ok and that just shows that's she's just a greedy little brat that doesn't deserve to be called your best friend or anyone's best friend if she's gonna act like that...sorry :P hope you feel better
hateevryone 15
You need a new best friend.
groupleader 7
Can't you arrange for someone else to deliver the present? I mean....damn, she's a bitch.
ardencred 7
good luck with your kidney! forget your friend and take care of yourself
BunnyRose 11
Get a new best friend
Arrawyn 12
Is it kidney failure? I'm soo sorry for you OP, she must not be much of a friend if all she wants is presents