Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure. I called my best friend to let her know I couldn't make it to her birthday party tonight. She seemed to be infinitely more upset that I wouldn't be able to give her a birthday present. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the hospital with stomach pains. I found out I have mono, as well as a ruptured ovarian cyst, which may need surgery. I called my best friend for support, only for her to drunkenly yell at me for not being at her party, and that this could have waited till a better time. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML
Today, I received an angry phone call from a friend whose birthday party I missed last night. Yesterday, I gave birth to my son. She claims that I ruined her party and demands I still bring her a birthday gift. FML
Today, I had to help one of my best friends while he was having a seizure. Earlier this morning my longtime girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, and also earlier this week I found out my other best friend has cancer. Lord take me now. FML
Today, I realized that I’ve gone out of my way every year to make everyone around me’s birthday extra special. I can’t remember the last time anyone celebrated or remembered mine. This year my “best friend” scheduled her elective surgery I’m supposed to take her to on my birthday. What a party. FML
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
Today, after I'd given myself a week off work for my birthday, and my alcoholic sister decided she needed to go to rehab, which then hijacked the whole week for her crisis, at 4:30 am, the morning I'm supposed to return to work, I end up in the ER with a first time kidney stone. The next thing I know, she's in the ER for an injury. FML
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Top comments
Ch0sen 13
I don't believe she deserves the title "best friend". Or "friend" at all, for that matter.
hockeyoceancity 13
She is a horrible friend... I hope your kidney is okay OP.
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Comments (103)
loserboii 11
Wow FYL for a rude friend. I hope you didn't have kidney failure though!
BitchPlease18 6
Don't worry OP! Karma will come back around and bite her on the ass. :)
flockz 20
pee on her!!! wait.....
Trisha_aus 15
Now poop on them Oliver...totally irrelevant..cheers!
dude1122332 9
Wait for what?
mightymart 5
This is one of the lamest attenmpt at humor I have ever seen.. Congrats
omgitsshorti 5
I wouldn't consider that a "best friend" or "friend" at all.
ferrousWheel 6
I saw someone make a similar conclusion a good--oh, 16 comments up or so.
akiahara 14
punt her from the friend zone entirely... what a ***t.
BeMyLove15 10
Punt the ****, lol.
AbbyAbyss 5
What is it?! ****?! ****?! The suspense is killing me! *suspense comes up and starts stabbing me in the face* AAAAAGHHH!!!
Rainbow_dumpster 28
What a materialistic loser. >:( Sorry, OP. Find a better friend. :]
AH1Zviper 15
Is that a volcanic tornado with lightning coming out of it in your pic?
nerobluerose 10
No it is not. It is a volcanicly eathquaky hurricanic tornado with lightning coming out. In space.
soccergurrll 8
What a nice friend you have
soccergurrll 8
I hope you feel better!!(:
asherm 15
A real friend would give you a kidney :p. I hope you recover soon and it's not serious
day624 14
Thats a true friend for ya
himynamesholly 0
you should give her your kidney for her birthday.