Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, we had a surprise test at school. I was totally unprepared for any of it, so I BSd the whole thing and turned it in. A few minutes later, our teacher said we were allowed to use our notes to finish the test. FML
Today, I was in my psychology class taking the hardest test ever. After I spent most of the period trying to fill in the few answers that I knew, I looked up to see everyone with their notebooks on their desks. It was an open-note test. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
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Top comments
jm88 0
Jerk! ;] Poor kid..
snapperturtle 0
Shouldn't have been so quick to rip that up...
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Lucicx0 0
HAHAHA wtffff. im not so amused at the ripping of the test part, what amuses me is who the ****'s mom writes them a note like that?
ImMrFierce 0
omg thats horrible!! ha poor kid, :/
Vonnick 0
That's some quality cocaine you're doing.
stephaniegoesgrr 0
Congratulations. That is the biggest douche bag thing I've ever heard of. I almost feel bad for you. Get over yourself.
slovesj 0
wow. way to go. that poor kid is probably traumatized... i hope you did something amazing to make up for your douchebaggery...
howitzer819 0
i signed up for this site, just because i read this... you are a huge douchebag
were_giraffe 2
wtf i hope they talked to the school administration about your actions. And you're not even a teacher yet... just an assistant...? Power trip is right!
Rilan 0
Get off your power trip!
deno_fml 0
The kid needed it, it should show him to be more confident in himself rather than seek it from his mother, or at least leave the note in his pocket. You needed it, now you know to be more attentive to details before taking hasty action that will frag you.
brittavsworld 0
wow... look before you leap. hope you give that kid 100% for your asinine behavior.