Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML
Today, I found out my 20 year-old daughter has a 46 year-old boyfriend. She met him at her job. When I objected, she told me that I can’t tell her “heart” what to do because she’s “grown” and “in love.” I had to teach her how to wash and she still leaves dirty pads on the floor, but sure, she’s “in love.” FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I overheard my 14-year-old daughter telling her friend that she's saving money to get her hymen surgically removed so her first time won't hurt. FML
Today, my boyfriend's 13-year-old daughter called me a "stupid f**ing b****" on Snapchat because her dad wouldn't go on the trampoline with her. I had nothing to do with any of it. FML
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Top comments
pratikp03 22
Time for sex talk with your daughter
stillalive33 14
At that age, she barely needs to know what sex is…
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Comments (147)
thelionsmane 3
I don't know if I feel bad for you or think that it's your fault.
Blake77_fml 19
Idk if im the only one, but i think that as long as there is no chance of them having a kid that is okay, doesn't everyone deserve to feel what sex feels like? I mean im gonna get thumbed down but ****, it's really not that big of a deal
Annihilator257 15
Parent that shit
Drosophila82 18
I'm sorry, but I don't know which is more alarming, your 13 year old daughters' active sex life or the fact that you were only 'a bit' upset. I don't think her parts are ready enough to be doing this. Let's see the negative votes... I say whay I have to say.
733yoda_fml 19
Why do you care that she has a bf? I understand about the sex, but having a bf? Are you scared that she will get pregnant by hugging him?
AxelTheBrit 17
God damn- I'm fifteen and I'm /scared/ of sex like what the **** is wrong with these kids?!
GUYMAINE 16
Catholic school