bip
France
Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
PizzaPants
Denver, United States
Today, I dropped a pizza I made. Don't worry though, I caught it between my hands and legs. I no longer have fingerprints on my right hand. FML
HarvestMoon_gal
United States
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
cookiemonster
Johannesburg, South Africa
Kitchen nightmare
Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML
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United States
Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML
princess
Today, I accidentally touched a hot pan and, like any normal person would, jerked my hand back. My mom saw, yelled at me for being a "prissy princess" and then proceeded to stick her whole hand on the hot pan for a full 5 seconds. FML
Anonymous
Mypolonga, Australia
Kitchen nightmares
Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Pay attention
Today, I got so distracted by trying to keep my cat from sticking her nose in the open oven door, that I grabbed the hot pan without an oven mitt. Now I can’t use my right hand. My cat’s nose is fine, though. FML
numbtongue
Dunedin, New Zealand
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe me, I can feel them. FML
My__life___
Chicago, United States
Today, I found out that the built in lighter in my car does NOT in fact glow red when hot. I now have circles burned into my finger. FML
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pinkfrenchrose 5
Now you can commit crimes without worrying about getting caught.
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
It's a frying pan. What precisely were you expecting?
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tomreaper 0
well your smart try using water dont put you bare hand on a flippen pan
bloodyhell9398 0
wow
stringking21 0
#14 if he had his prints in the system he would never get caught n also just a thought i new a guy with arms missing from the elbow down from a birth defect but he had 5 finger prints it was kool
acfem9 0
#4: next time??
Mancubus 2
So much for the Theory of Natural Selection
frannytrois64 0
Okay, dude, if you want to see if it's hot, splash a little water on it. Don't smack your hand down on it and expect that nothing will happen. YDI for not paying attention in grade 3 safety class.
Armadyl 0
So, then, tell me. What were you thinking? Not much?
zouse19 0
haha loser
pulpfiction_fml 3
How is this an FML? FY because your life is so ******* awesome. You can steal shit. You could even rape and murder people if you were that ****** up. I ******* hate you.
typicalyetnot15 0
umm what is your iq..like 5 or something...seriously, did no one ever teach you that when you turn a frying pan on(or the stove its on) it gets hot and that you are not supossed to shuve your hand onto it wow!
extreemguy19 7
quite a large statement coming from the person who decides to disregard proper punctuation and misspell shove.
xXxHopelessxXx 0
dude, that is so cool.