bip
France
Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
PizzaPants
Denver, United States
Today, I dropped a pizza I made. Don't worry though, I caught it between my hands and legs. I no longer have fingerprints on my right hand. FML
HarvestMoon_gal
United States
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
cookiemonster
Johannesburg, South Africa
Kitchen nightmare
Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML
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United States
Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML
princess
Today, I accidentally touched a hot pan and, like any normal person would, jerked my hand back. My mom saw, yelled at me for being a "prissy princess" and then proceeded to stick her whole hand on the hot pan for a full 5 seconds. FML
Anonymous
Mypolonga, Australia
Kitchen nightmares
Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Pay attention
Today, I got so distracted by trying to keep my cat from sticking her nose in the open oven door, that I grabbed the hot pan without an oven mitt. Now I can’t use my right hand. My cat’s nose is fine, though. FML
numbtongue
Dunedin, New Zealand
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe me, I can feel them. FML
My__life___
Chicago, United States
Today, I found out that the built in lighter in my car does NOT in fact glow red when hot. I now have circles burned into my finger. FML
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pinkfrenchrose 5
Now you can commit crimes without worrying about getting caught.
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
It's a frying pan. What precisely were you expecting?
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alsgirl 24
Wet your finger first, herp!
bbumbarger 1
Here come the men in black!
olivialanee_ 0
ohmigod that was hilarious
babygrrl257 11
I don't have a fingertip on one of my fingers. Except I did that with scissors
rixietrixie 25
If you wanted to test if a pan is hot, hold ur hand above the surface of the pan to feel if it's radiating heat or not. This way, you get a feel for how hot the pan is without searing of ur fingertips.
Courtelizab 18
Or just drop a few drops of water in the pan and see if it evaporates immediately...
yukiokashi 12
you should have placed a wooden chopstick in the pan
darkfireflame 15
Now you can commit crimes!
jordangolla81 4
now you can burn the tips of your fingers and bet your friends that you can do it for more than 5 seconds cause it won't hurt. easy way to make money. you're welcome.
jazzmin1997 16
You could've held your hand just in front of it...