Today, I wanted to be creative. I hid an engagement ring for my girlfriend inside one of her running shoes. I expected her to find it and wake me up, but she didn't. Later, when I asked if there was anything in her shoe, she responded, "There was a rock. I just shook it out outside. Why?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I bought and assumed it was a late birthday present. She’s now wearing it on her right hand like a signet ring and she somehow hasn’t figured out it’s a diamond and not a Swarovski. I'm now waiting for her to figure it out before I pop the question. FML
Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML
Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I'd bought. She looked at it and said, "This is pathetic. You shouldn't even bother." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, it was the second anniversary of the day I met my girlfriend. I had to go to work, but I set an engagement ring and a letter on my pillow for when she woke up, and left breakfast for her on the counter. When I got home, she and all of her things were gone. FML
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Top comments
MoonTiger 4
I'm really sorry to say it, but YDI, come on, a ******* shoe? I'd probably shake a "rock" off too without giving 2 flying ducks about it.
dakrock13 0
go look for it!!!!!!!
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Comments (158)
Shmoopie4 0
I guess you were trying to be creative, but...you failed miserably. Seriously? Her SHOE? Sorry, but YDI because that was a dumb idea. Most people, upon putting on their shoe and feeling something hard and rock-like pressing on their foot, will REMOVE SAID OBJECT because it is most likely a rock, NOT AN ENGAGEMENT RING.
captivemj 4
lol!!! looved ur comment!!
Lovebug27 0
omg that's so sad but so funny!!!!!
judgeymcjudge 0
You, sir, are a blithering ******* idiot.
nanoflacka 0
Don't try to b creative XD
shanedawsonfan 0
That's good for u being cretive but a shoe really? Cmon u can do better than that
ariean 0
thats so gross.. shoes..really? and running shoes at that? geez ... You Completely Deserve It!!! i agree with others.. please don't try to be creative...
Mohammeddkhan 0
Whatta dumbasss. Go look for it stupid. Btw what does OP mean?
Victoria_fml 0
I voted YDI after reading the first line...
napero 0
Even if she had found it, that is just stupid to put it in a shoe... A ******* SHOE? Oh c'moon, why can't you just go show her a ring and ask "Do you want to marry me?" Seriously, YDI.
mcsnelly 5
Well, apparently his girlfriend likes running..sooo maybe she's REALLY into running and it actually makes sense for them.
BikerMike 0
I bet the **** will ask for you to buy another ring