Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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Today, I heard a gunshot not too far from the house. This is not unusual, as I live way out in the boonies and hunters tend to roam the woods. What isn't normal is a stray bullet hitting my above-ground pool, which promptly split open and released a torrent of water that flooded my basement. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
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narks 0
Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.
tkmac 0
Sounds like a Tom & Jerry episode.
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catsnbees 0
What's with all of this YDI FOR TRYING TO KILL A BUNNY. MURDERING PIECE OF TRASH. YOU SHOULD BE IN PRISON. etc., etc. i mean, yes, that wasn't the most intelligent decision, simply the "easiest." but hardly worthy of a prison sentence.
ayashe 2
YDI, too bad if the rabbit ate your garden. And why do you have a 22 rifle when you obviously can't shoot? #454 Regardless of whether the posted had the house built or bought it, they should notice their surroundings. While it's true that there are some rabbits in even cities (I've occasionally seen some around here over the years and there's not much here to eat), they are usually in much more obvious places. I'm not a country girl but I can still spot areas where rabbits would be more prevalent. It's just common sense.
Shizer100 0
all you idiots need to calm down it is a vermin over half of you on this site would kill an animal for sport but not an animal that is destroying your shit and the OP was prob hungry because that rabbit ate his food. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST BABBY
star_ver 0
If you were THAT mad, you could have just used poison. Or, like everyone else said, put up a fence. Either way, YDI, and I'm glad your pool broke.
k1o2a3l4a5 0
YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI
Gunpar 0
#457: True, but if this guy can shoot at a small animal that's standing right next to his pool, you never know what other common knowledge he lacks. #458: Okay no, you're not getting your argument across very well.
QJD 0
YDI for having Piss-Poor Aim.
Ohnoitslindsay 0
#458- False. I guarantee you far fewer than half of the people opposed to the killing of the rabbit would kill an animal for sport, much less a mammal. And you are a complete moron for suggesting that the garden was the OP's only source for food, when it is clearly stated that he did not kill it for food in the first place. If survival of the fittest were indeed guaranteed, I promise you, you would be dead by now. Babby.
jesslackszazz 0
you deserve it, asshole. ha.
love15_fml 8
YDI times infinity... the bunny deserves to live. And if you were STUPID enough to shoot at your pool... Plus there are seasons for hunting and rabbits need to eat too.. humans take land and expect animals to obey our property laws. Jerk.