Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I heard a gunshot not too far from the house. This is not unusual, as I live way out in the boonies and hunters tend to roam the woods. What isn't normal is a stray bullet hitting my above-ground pool, which promptly split open and released a torrent of water that flooded my basement. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
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narks 0
Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.
tkmac 0
Sounds like a Tom & Jerry episode.
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sawabear15 0
Mwahaha, fail! You lose. And You Deserve It. I'm glad you ruined your [most likely] really expensive pool AND flooded your basement. Fortuantely, you have terrible aim.
bschro30 0
thats what you get for shooting at an innocent bunny and having a crappy aim.
SilverWolf_fml 0
thats wat u get for shootin at rabbit. rabbit smart. rabbit hates u.
pete275 0
you deserve it, you goddamn redneck. also, "the bullet" didn't miss anything, YOU're just a shit shot.
miss_mojo 2
asswipe, leave the hungry rabbit alone. maybe someone should shoot you instead.
scorpiogirl666 0
YDI because: 1. wtf, "the bullet" missed? get better aim, idiot. 2. come on, SHOOTING the rabbit? if you had to kill it, couldn't you have done it in a less bloody more humane way? 3. honestly, u didn't stop to think "wait a second, my pool, i have crappy aim..." 4. just cuz u GOT an above-ground pool. don't you know how much those SUCK?? 5. u should have at least TRIED to see if a fence would work, before shooting at the rabbit. 6. you wanted "revenge" on the rabbit. thats just... stupid and ridiculous... now the next time you pick up a gun, you be careful, little boy, okay?
Ohnoitslindsay 0
Why are conservatives so determined ignore the legitimate arguments of those who believe differently than they do, without offering the slightest reason or logic for doing so? You realize that you are sabotaging your own party by defining it as one so desperate to be right that they would sacrifice reason and good judgment just to be able to make some derogatory "hippy liberals" statement? Oh, wait. Bush already did that. You're just following suit. Face it. This issue has nothing to do with who is liberal and who is not. It has to do with the fact that this guy is a moron who unnecessarily solved his problem with a gun and then faced the consequences.
Googlemypants 0
i rlly dunno what to think, i mean #489 is kind of right to say that >->' buh u shouldnt have tried to shoot it just because it was eating ur garden plants O-o;; its not ur only source of food. if we didnt end up the way we r 2day, we would b juhs like that rabbit so **** of with the "rabbits are just ANIMALS" crap -_-" gayass -_-"
liorasaurx3 0
You ******* billy ass piece of shit. YDI.
oh_haaybby 0
Asshole, don't go around killing bunnies!