Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I heard a gunshot not too far from the house. This is not unusual, as I live way out in the boonies and hunters tend to roam the woods. What isn't normal is a stray bullet hitting my above-ground pool, which promptly split open and released a torrent of water that flooded my basement. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
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narks 0
Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.
tkmac 0
Sounds like a Tom & Jerry episode.
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MoobyTheCow 2
Someone should take your gun away from you before you do something stupider with it.
choppedNskrewed 0
HAHA. You deserved it.
twistoffate89 0
Are you Elmer Fudd?
bajams 0
Oh, so you mean you've been living for a few years on land that wild animals have lived on for millions of years but they're in the wrong for thinking they have a right to some of its resources and should probably be killed. K. Just clearing that up.
panicatthekhk 0
YAY FOR SHOOTING BUNNIES!!!!!! :D
AnneFTW 17
YDI for: 1: Trying to kill an innocent animal. 2: Having a gun in the first place. 3: Having a gun & not even being able to aim it. Get rid of the gun!
GoldenSofa 0
#238 Word. i'm a vegetarian too and was also going to call out that the vast majority of these people probably eat meat. it's awesome that you don't want to hurt animals, but it doesn't mean anything if all you do is yell at others for it then make no sacrifices yourself (ie. forgoing meat) people need to realize that the way animals die for your food everyday is much worse than what this guy did.
Solidus_fml 0
I call bullshit... I really don't think it would still be standing there after two minutes it takes to get your rifle out.
smokinkush 0
haaaahhh. karma works wonders on this selfish society. ;)
lologirl419 0
Wow, jerkoff, why would you even try to kill a bunny? YDI x 1 million, and maybe your basement being flooded will teach you not to shoot at poor innocent little animals that are just trying to get whatever food they can... it doesn't know any better... poor thing!! Smaller animals are more prone to heart attacks, so you could have almost killed it anyway, even though you thankfully missed with the bullet. You are a jerk. There is enough garden for everyone, what's it going to kill you to share with a rabbit? My advice: take some ******* anger management classes. You obviously need them if you want "revenge" on a rabbit that ate some of your vegetables, and you want this "revenge" so badly that you are willing to shoot it with a 22 rifle... Goddamn!!