Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I heard a gunshot not too far from the house. This is not unusual, as I live way out in the boonies and hunters tend to roam the woods. What isn't normal is a stray bullet hitting my above-ground pool, which promptly split open and released a torrent of water that flooded my basement. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
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narks 0
Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.
tkmac 0
Sounds like a Tom & Jerry episode.
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ysslah 0
You deserve it for two reasons. You obviously is a lousy shot and need more practice shooting. Second, .22? Really? Come on..... that's not a revenge. Bring out your .308 or .30-06. That will send the rabbit to the moon in pieces
Dessgeega 0
Hahaha! Silly Rabbit! Bullets are for pools!
SarahP456 0
what a douche. you totally deserve that. let's hope somebody doesn't shoot you when you innocently try to get something to eat. ahaha redneck
pigeon666_fml 0
bahahahaha fail XD really though, you needed to get revenge on a fluffy little bunny for screwing with your garden? how macho of you. YDI.
Dopehead666 21
You deserve that!!! Don't mess with rabbits. =)
Notsobadboy 0
he doesnt deserve it, the ******* rabbit ate his grand ma's carrots! ******* rodents
Kylias 6
#6 took the words right out of my--... -Looks at keyboard.- ... right off my fingers?
pappy1193 0
Look, I know alot of you people are upset that he shot at a rabit, but some of you are being a bit overboard. Being executed for shooting a rabbit? Someone could be murdered and you wouldn't really care, but oh no, if someone shoots at a rabies infested rabbit, then all hell breaks lose, the rabbit isn't a cute little tamed bunny you see at the pet store, it will try and tear you to shreds if you get close enough. If a Lion was charging at you because it wanted you for a snack, are you going to shoot it or are you going to let it eat you? I think most of you would let the thing maul your face off because you didn't want to be "mean." All of you people preaching about the food web, you are contradicting yourselves, humans are part of the food web as well, they kill and eat the smaller species for food. Since hurting this rabbit for potential food is so bad, stop eating because if you do eat you are hurting all of those animals and plants used to make your meal. Give me a break. The guy isn't a redneck because he owns a firearm, it is in the constitution that you have the right to own them, so why not own one? This generation of humanity is so pathetic. Anyway, killing animals to be cruel is wrong, but if you kill it to eat it, then so be it.
furismurder 4
You are going to compare a little, skittish rabbit, who was just a little hungry and wanted some food so it doesn't DIE to a crazed lion (which really wouldn't attack unless it felt threatened)? seriously. you know absolutely nothing about animals. Viscious rabbits? SERIOUSLY? And there are less extreme measures than killing the rabbit. Its called a RABBIT FENCE they were specifically invented to keep guns out of the hands of idiots like this guy. And people like you who don't know a squirrel froma tiger.
MURPHYCHACHO 5
You're an idiot. Did you honestly expect to find sympathy here? Why the hell did you fire a gun towards your pool if you're such a lousy shot?! That was just plain idiotic. And shooting and killing a rabbit just because it ate some of your vegetables? If there's a hell, I hope you rot in it.
horsecraziegal_fml 0
too bad you didn't shoot yourself, you idiotic asshole. #310 shut the **** up you dumbass, I didn't read anywhere that the rabbit had rabies, and I'm sure nobody said that if someone was murdered they didn't care. I swear people like you are stupid, he killed it because he was angry with it not so he could eat it, asswipe... xoxo lovely