Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I heard a gunshot not too far from the house. This is not unusual, as I live way out in the boonies and hunters tend to roam the woods. What isn't normal is a stray bullet hitting my above-ground pool, which promptly split open and released a torrent of water that flooded my basement. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
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narks 0
Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.
tkmac 0
Sounds like a Tom & Jerry episode.
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VroomVroomVroom 0
Douche bag.
mrwildman 0
hey you retard next time you are hungry dont eat for days it is to bad you didnt shoot yourself the pool was fine but next time maybe it will bf yourself leave the rabbit alone he is trying to survive also ydi
monicamischief 0
you deserve it for trying to kill a rabbit. anyone who would kill an animal just for messing around in their garden obviously has a mental disorder and should get help ASAP. if the rabbit was bothering you, you should have trapped it and relocated it like a decent person. you're sick.
j3nn1987 0
hey dumb dumb... Know your target and what's beyond! It's one of the major rules when it comes to firearm safety. It's idiotic bastards like you that make the liberals want them banned. After all, your pool coulda been someone's kid. Like others have said... Build a fence or trap it and call your local fish and game to ask about what the legal way of taking care of the animal is be it re-location or eating it! By the way, to all the liberals who say trying to shoot the rabit is animal abuse and all that junk... I'm a member of PETA... People who Eat Tasty Animals, that is!
elektrik_fml 0
So basically, a living organism was looking for food and and deserves to die? Bunnies were MEANT to eat garden stuff, it's there natural food...would you like it if someone tried to KILL you next time you go to a restaurant? Is that garden so important to you? Like, do you absolutely NEED that food to survive? You can't go somewhere or get something to eat? But that single garden is your 100% food source? I'm pretty sure it is for that bunny...try to put yourself in its shoes. Or whatever it uses to walk lol ;).
aikidogirl96 0
Ok. Let's look at the situation. A rabbit destroys a garden so you destroy your pool. Good job......self-punishment for even trying to kill that innocent little animal.
elektrik_fml 0
And 368....I didn't know rabbits were a food that tons of people eat.
katie_bby 0
gun+ pool+ very fast animal =fail.
Roxas_fml 0
YDI. Just try and capture the rabbit and take it to animal control. Or you could have called them to come over and try to get it themselves. Don't kill an animal just because it was eating to survive. You do that yourself and I doubt anybody tries to shoot at you.
drummer458 0
hmmmm sad part is...to make yourself feel better you wanted revenge on a rabbit....pathetic