Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I heard a gunshot not too far from the house. This is not unusual, as I live way out in the boonies and hunters tend to roam the woods. What isn't normal is a stray bullet hitting my above-ground pool, which promptly split open and released a torrent of water that flooded my basement. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
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narks 0
Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.
tkmac 0
Sounds like a Tom & Jerry episode.
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Elizabeth_495_xo 0
U deserve it jerk. Shooting a cute little bunny becasue it it ate your flowers. JERK
sportsmaniac721 0
wow #111 you're such a evolutionist wannabe i can't stop laughing at your comment. It's so ridiculous
binaryalice 0
angry issues much? YDI i love rabbits.
_pk_ 0
YDI for having such a whitetrash style of using guns for whatever stupid thing you can think of.
paperboat_fml 0
Thats what you get for trying to kill a bunny, it was only looking for food, unlike you who basically has everything supplied to them. And eating an animal doesn't mean you killed it, it's already dead. It didn't "rebirth" (for lack of better word) while it was in the grocery store being frozen, and then killed once it was cooked and eaten. Its not so much that you should feel guilty for doing it, everyones used to eating meat... why is it wrong for us to eat meat, but if a lion were to kill a human it's expected. It's a ridiculous concept, its not wrong for a lion to do it because it needs food to survive, as do we. And idk who really likes living off of pills for the rest of their lives to absorb nutrients. [Sorry vegs]
marligan 0
you jerk. i'm glad your basement flooded.
technobutterfly 0
YDI for having bad aim.
marlux 0
dont you think a rifle is alittle much? try a bb gun next time
jewnose 0
WHO THE **** SHOTS A RABBIT?!?!!?!?!?
mimblewimble_fml 0
YDI for being a dumb redneck.