Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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Today, I heard a gunshot not too far from the house. This is not unusual, as I live way out in the boonies and hunters tend to roam the woods. What isn't normal is a stray bullet hitting my above-ground pool, which promptly split open and released a torrent of water that flooded my basement. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
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narks 0
Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.
tkmac 0
Sounds like a Tom & Jerry episode.
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cathrn17 0
i gotta agree with the YDI for not paying attention to how close your pool was, but freak its just a rabbit, hardly makes you a terrible person. sorry about your basement and all.
bibilaurrr 0
Wow. Everyone has said what ive thought. Ummmm he ate your vegetables. SO WHAT?!?!?! You dont just casually shoot at a rabbit! Im glad you flodded your basement. Hope you think twice before shooting ANYTHING next time.
jennam_fml 4
..Who ever said the rabbit had rabies, infact, why assume it had rabies at all? It didn't try to attack him, he shouldn't try shooting it. And LOL @ it trying to tear you to shreds. Rabbits are shy animals, if you get too close they'll just run away. Alot of rabbits that come into my yard have no problem with me coming towards them, and I have yet to see one tear somebody to shreds. They either stay and be petted or they run away. Seriously, once again, I have never heard or seen anyone being "ripped to shreds"
wildabeast 0
you should have put a snare up, that way you could have caught him, made a stew, and solve your problem with a nice meal.
EffYoLife 14
good! you deserve it! why would you shoot a defenseless bunny rabbit! you pu$$y
yellowaro 0
yeah your a douche for that one. YDI.
precious606893 0
WOW. there's stuff at like home depot that you put in your garden to keep pests like rabbits away. was shooting at it really necessary? it's just hungry you stupid dick. you deserve to get your basement flooed. animal cruelty. you probably live in some backward town in the south married to your sister.
morgan020 0
Some people don't need to own guns. What if you had missed and it hit a child in your neighbors yard? Go to a shooting range and get some practice. As for the rabbit if he out smarted you then you deserve it. I can't criticize you for trying to shoot the rabbit but don't raise a gun to shoot unless you really know how to use a weapon.
nazooer 11
ha no life having to get revenge on a BUNNY
elliekinslurvsya 0
there's this cat that keeps coming into my family's yard and every time any windows are left down in our cars it pisses on the seats...and once a few weeks ago it was laying ON TOP of my dad's AMC JAVELIN. that car is, like, my dad's most prized posession. he said he was gonna shoot the cat (with a BB gun, just to stun it), then skin it, cook it on his grill, eat it, then wax his car with the skin.... haha my sister was about to die when he said that xD