Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML
Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
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Top comments
pdp_fml 21
You should just go back to bed.
supimnyancat 9
Did you join him?
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Comments (91)
xxrinabby 3
Ahh, Saint Patrick's Day.
Meraklez1013 9
My Fav Holiday!! I'm always in the Savannah St. Patricks Parade :D its like the Second-Largest in the Country!!
Pixxio_O 11
OP, I recommend that you hide your kids and hide your wife.
Dnigz13 4
You should have joined him, that's a great way to start off st. Patricks day
ladyLALAA 29
Not all houses have fences, maybe there was just some hedges?
zenrael 21
Call the cops. Act like you don't know him. Win.
The_Hitdude 12
9-I think it's just the fact that some people are so eager to be the first comment that they opt to asking stupid questions. It's sad, I honestly don't see the appeal of being the first to comment...
Jannettecooks 1
Record it and save it. Someday, it might come in useful. Don't tell him you have it, and then whip it out when he complains about your dog/party/lawn whatever!!
alemi 0
Take a photo of it and post it on the internet
Cad6 24
^The jealousy is strong in this one.
Maddidaddi 0
That's awesome op.