Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML
Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
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pdp_fml 21
You should just go back to bed.
supimnyancat 9
Did you join him?
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Comments (91)
MigraineurOfLife 15
Can totally see the dude dancing & singing "I'm too Sexy for my, too sexy for my, to sexy for my own yard... " Boing... Boing... Boing... Toooooo S-E-X-Y!!!
GPemTGM 9
Was it worth it?
asianchink 0
Did you invite him to your kitchen? :)
r0ckoman 0
don't do drugs kids
cbass2410 4
Was he fist pumping like a champ?
DanielleinDC 34
Yeah, that was my first thought. Then the neighbor can write an FML kvetching about how his mean neighbor videotaped him drunkenly dancing in the yard and put it up on YouTube. He would get so many YDIs.
forever_born 6
Hope he was cute. If it was a guy if not and your a girl man do I feel for you.
GimmeFive 10
I want a neighbor like that
mk58 31
Breakfast AND entertainment! You're living it well, OP.
Go_Away_141998 4
Spray him with the garden hose. Then, throw cereal at him.