wtf
Dearborn, United States
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Special interests
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Yak
United States
Fungus
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Grrr
Salem, United States
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
caitplaysguitar
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, gross
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Stinky
United States
Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML
fububc
France
Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
iliku
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Anonymous
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Top comments
milehigh52 22
Go watch Megan from Drake and Josh then start plotting your revenge.
184886837272837 32
This way he can be close to you while you sleep.
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Comments (40)
Vestin 18
Sounds like voodoo to me. Consult a witch-doctor for more precise details. You may have to cut a lock of your hair to undo his hex.
EvilTurtle 35
You say "at least?" like nailing something on a bed is a good thing
yruanidiot 7
That seems pretty clever. Catches all the stray bits. Now, you don't say if your pillow was in the case so it's hard to make any other comment.
lipun 8
listen to your instincts rest all false, in this case.
dragoongirl90 34
I would calmly gather them up, and put them in his food. After he ate, I'd dump his ass.
Witchylady 18
That is gross. He is disgusting. Get him back. And clip your toe nails next to his food.
StickyPickles 33
Into? Not onto? How many did you find in there? These are things we need to know
born_hustla 26
It's a spell so you can only dream about him! Really tho, what did he say?
lauraacurtiss 5
I would loose my shit on him
CyanFridge 4
Sounds kinky. ;)