wtf
Dearborn, United States
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Special interests
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Yak
United States
Fungus
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Grrr
Salem, United States
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
caitplaysguitar
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, gross
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Stinky
United States
Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML
fububc
France
Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
iliku
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Anonymous
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Top comments
milehigh52 22
Go watch Megan from Drake and Josh then start plotting your revenge.
184886837272837 32
This way he can be close to you while you sleep.
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Comments (40)
mct_1087 27
Revenge: Dump them all in his food.
SS 31
Or, just dump him.
martin8337 36
Freaky deaky.
ryannmichael 17
He wanted you have something to remember him by. He's gold.
Bookworm257 13
That's nasty, if I were you, I would just dump this pathetic excuse for a boyfriend.
brittaaany_93 38
I'm not saying that what he did wasn't gross, but I think telling op to dump him may be a bit of an over-reaction.
SmittyJA24 26
Not IMO. If I caught my significant other doing this, it would be a short trip to dumpsville.
babyrae95 4
totally agree with this statement. that is nasty.
Tarlachia 33
Well, you know, hair and nails are essentially made of the same protein building blocks, so there's really just little difference. Of course, in your case, it's possibly your hair mixing with his nail clippings, all on your pillow. Burn the pillow. It's the only logical solution.
Reider022 16
And I thought being poked by feathers through my pillow was bad, can't imagine finding a stash of toenails in there..
Turtle_Man 21
You didn't even knock, gosh
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Take a crap in his pillowcase as revenge
AutisticAbyss 10
Does it make you wonder what else he does on your pillow when your not around?
JustTheFacts 5
I feel obliged to point out that dried onion bits look amazingly like toenail clippings. Time to retaliate.