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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 04:09

Today, I walked in on my son flopping around on the floor with a blanket wrapped around his legs. Apparently at age 22, he'd rather pretend to be a mermaid than go out and get a damn job. FML

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Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML

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I'm a rebel, mom!

By SheenaL - 27/06/2011 06:26 - United States

Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML

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Cookiimonstr 12

Sunday 10 July 2016 0:40

Not gonna lie, I have similar priorities.

Zatert 20

Sunday 10 July 2016 0:33

Maybe he can get a job at Sea World?

Comments

cacheson 41

Sunday 10 July 2016 1:47

I think the word OP is looking for is merman... If it's her son. However if his outfit is complete with a seashell top I may concede that point:

cacheson 41

Sunday 10 July 2016 1:49

Sorry, his son.

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 10 July 2016 1:47

Can he do the worm? If so, he might be going places.

Colon_Man 17

Sunday 10 July 2016 17:33

Very slowly, but still places.

buckdharma 36

Sunday 10 July 2016 1:50

Maybe he could start his own business. Mer-Maids! Attach a mop to his tail, and tell him to get swishing.

Draveren 11

Sunday 10 July 2016 1:51

Look on the bright side: he could've been pretending to be a unicorn, running around the neighborhood with a tin foil horn and a pair of coconut halves to make a gallop sound. (Yeah, Monty Pithon style.) OR he could've actually believed he was a mermaid.