Today, I walked in on my son flopping around on the floor with a blanket wrapped around his legs. Apparently at age 22, he'd rather pretend to be a mermaid than go out and get a damn job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML
Today, I took my kids to the beach. My autistic son decided it was a good idea to pretend he was drowning. I tried to tell onlookers he was fine and not to worry. My son popped out of the water and laughed hysterically at them. FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML
Today, at the beach, my son was screaming and crying because the sand was burning his feet. I told him to put on his sandals. He got mad and threw them in the ocean, then started crying harder when he realized they were gone. He's now hiding under the bed in the condo and is refusing to come out. FML
Today, my grown-ass son is refusing to get out of bed because some anime shark girl he watches is quitting YouTube. FML
Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML
Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML
Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
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Cookiimonstr 12
Not gonna lie, I have similar priorities.
Zatert 20
Maybe he can get a job at Sea World?
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Comments (72)
username5273 9
Discipline
AverageAvarice 23
Goals. I have a job, and this seems way cooler.
Shmatterhorn 38
Time to get Little Nemo to go out and get a job. You do not have to kick him out of the house, but he needs to be more responsible for himself.
Scootythedog 17
You must be sooo proud
TheLostCauseFML 40
Goals.
Goblin182 27
YDI, you raised him.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
If he's 22, and unwilling to get a job, it's time to stop letting him be a freeloader and kick him out. Some kids are still living at home at that age, but they at least have a job and try - it's just hard to make ends meet these days. Time to put your foot down.
PhoenixChick 26
I wanna party with your son
DeadxManxWalking 27
we can't use our imaginations to make work fun
Xobubblyxo 23
Who else thought this was going to be a "I caught my son masturbating" FML?