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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 04:09

Today, I walked in on my son flopping around on the floor with a blanket wrapped around his legs. Apparently at age 22, he'd rather pretend to be a mermaid than go out and get a damn job. FML

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Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML

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Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

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By Failed Parent - 11/10/2012 06:59 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML

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I'm a rebel, mom!

By SheenaL - 27/06/2011 06:26 - United States

Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML

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Sunday 10 July 2016 0:40

Not gonna lie, I have similar priorities.

Zatert 20

Sunday 10 July 2016 0:33

Maybe he can get a job at Sea World?

Comments

esca6angel 16

Sunday 10 July 2016 22:43

maybe there's a mermaid troope and he's practicing??

lunaangel 14

Monday 11 July 2016 1:44

well you can actually get a job as a mer person

YFOS_fml 17

Monday 11 July 2016 7:54

how about cutting the cord and kick his arse out so he can man up and get a job

weebitcreepy 5

Monday 11 July 2016 9:51

I read it as "today i walked in om my son fapping around"

yunabraska96 7

Tuesday 12 July 2016 1:58

He can always be a mermaid at disney

Scratchworks 2

Tuesday 12 July 2016 2:40

Stop feeding him, or filling the fridge or cupboards. Necessity is the mother of growing the #%&@ up.

fictionaldiary 11

Wednesday 13 July 2016 3:07

You do realise that this is a fail on your part, right?

Cuntflaps 7

Thursday 14 July 2016 18:25

fuff fuff fuff

Cuntflaps 7

Thursday 14 July 2016 18:23

should have given him money ? and praised him. That's not a skill you're born with.

als80 1

Monday 18 July 2016 0:48

Professional mermaid performer here. I actually started at 22 yrs old, and it can be a very lucrative business if it's done correctly. Let him live his dreams AND make money. Heck, get him a monofin, and have him get some exercise. It will be good for his self-esteem and physique. Contact me if you have any questions.