Animals: Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat,... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

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By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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By DM - 04/03/2013 20:02 - United States - Fayville

Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML

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Tactful

By petlover - 23/11/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I had to put my 17 year-old cat down. I cried the whole way up to the vet's office and back. After finally coming to terms with the situation, and trying to forget, my dad's friend walks up to me and says, "So, I heard you killed your cat?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:23 - United States - Mulino

Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML

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Great start to the day

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 20:00

Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML

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Welcome to the family!

By Sprtsgeek13 - 13/09/2012 12:37 - United States - Camden

Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 07:00 - Estonia

Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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jose1760 1

Thursday 18 August 2011 18:46

I'm calling PETA!!

flockz 19

Thursday 18 August 2011 18:46

"but the cat likes it in the oven..." too cruel?

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RuskiManBearPig 4

Friday 19 August 2011 16:53

Don daddy: now go to your room me and mr snuggles got some "buisness" we got to discuss.

Harlequin073 6

Friday 19 August 2011 18:48

Yikes! Run!!!

saturnsonic 3

Friday 19 August 2011 19:16

watch yourself,whats left after the cat? you might wanna seek help for your parents

BigPerro4life 0

Friday 19 August 2011 19:41

If you have any angry and Rottweilers in your neighborhood, the solution is simple.

Havin 19

Friday 19 August 2011 21:44

Might be you next!

rjwon 0

Friday 19 August 2011 22:07

Isnt that a GOOD thing?

srm0608 0

Friday 19 August 2011 22:24

wtf?!lol

BeccaWills 15

Friday 19 August 2011 22:41

Awww! D: That's so mean!

brokenhelix 4

Saturday 20 August 2011 4:21

BEST FML EVER! I ******* HATE cats. Finally, someone is doing this world a favor.

LacrosseGirl23 3

Saturday 20 August 2011 6:36

Ur parents are stupid. If ur parents want to kill the cat, give it to Best Friends. A non-killing place for animals mistreated. A regular shelter will kill any unwanted animals

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