Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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alwaysalady 0
When I was a teenager, I came home before my curfew, and my parents were going at it on the dining room table. I never came home on time again.
Rayn4u_fml 0
How long were you even standing there?!
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Comments (40)
dougiemac2014 1
Are you the girl from paranormal activity 3???
catygirl 5
how do u even go harder
Brownsider 4
At least u didnt go blind like Hank Hill did lol
Rxoxdx 0
Scary stuff man
Chachi101 3
You my friend, are scarred for life
AlexHD 4
Wow racist much my dad is British and get out of your moms basement
friscosoonerkid 3
Scared for life, should of knocked.
billyz77 24
All you people saying parents shouldn't have sex - how would you be here if they didn't? As you're thumbing this comment down, realize what you're agreeing with. Sometimes I worry about the future of our planet.
kdm_km1 19
sheltered much?
Hangryko 31
Don't you knock?