Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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alwaysalady 0
When I was a teenager, I came home before my curfew, and my parents were going at it on the dining room table. I never came home on time again.
Rayn4u_fml 0
How long were you even standing there?!
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Comments (40)
bbycakes13 0
that's likee hella gross ii feel sorry for u but yah how didn't u knw wut they were dooing
CiNnImAtIcKsUnSe 0
wow blind eye... I guess your ears work better....and why were u just standing there?????? that is gross... xD haha.... mum.
DanyelleH 2
Good thing they didn't see you or that would have been even more awkward then it probably was..
welly_ellie 0
holy shi zau that sucks-scarring much!?
Hecka_cool 2
she could have said " Now eat my pussy after you cum inside of me" I'm just saying it could be worst
JessAmmyy_ 0
eughh, i wouldda screaamed then fainted :L can you imagine; whats wrong. sweetie; I HEARD YOU HAVING SEX; oh shiteee xD
redheadedmonster 24
you poor child.
crazedguy 0
ok it's official. parents should never have sex after the first time if they care about their kids. if they didn't have any, then it's fine. but seriously, kids have mental scarring too
ashlyn_rawr97 0
Free Porno!? jkjkjkjk
grenade320 3
Stupid Brits...