Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out during my eleventh year anniversary with my husband that he was cheating on me with his recently deceased friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
tdudey123 14
Accountant? More like accountramp! Yes my joke was bad and I should feel bad.
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Comments (186)
zen1979 16
She was obviously curious what all the fuss over him was about
MrConcise 35
Looks like you revealed his one true weakness to her: *****.
thelastavailable 13
Reminds me of the time I got my phone stolen by a girl who had tried to "help me" track down the thief and had even attempted framing some random kid before it was found in her bag..!
LastJuan 6
It sucks how you can't trust some people now adays
Life_is_FML 22
Cheated twice? I think that's a sign for a divorce on his worthless asss
EMTchic 14
Depending on what state OP lives in, she could also sue said accountant for alienation of her relationship. Make a shit-ton off money off the tramp!
stevothedevo 25
Why is everyone so fast to sue??
Joe9024 20
Why? Because people are lazy and greedy and I don't think there's an easier way to make a lot of money by doing nothing. Now, where's that boiling hot cup if coffee I just had??
UnluckyGenius 21
#149 you are a dumbass. The woman who sued McDonald's over hot coffee needed skin graphs, it was not just that it was hot. They were boiling it past the point that it could melt through ******* skin. Just cause McDonald's has good PR doesn't mean they weren't in the wrong. Now every lawsuit is a hungry money grab.
UnluckyGenius 21
Not* every
jem970 19
I would have left his ass and fire that cheating accountant. OP you need to pick up and leave. He is not worth the time and that **** is two faced.
EUPHORlA 12
Divorce the pig and kick the home wrecker out of your life. If a person cheats, they're most likely going to do it again some time later.
PaigeLeeAnn11 23
Ditch the loser.
LyraAlluse 25
That's when you tell them that you have a transmittable illness and warn them to get tested soon or they will be neck deep in parasites.
Zebediabolical 45
If you let someone off with cheating once, you've essentially told them you'll forgive it the next time as well. That said, that does kinda suck, OP. I know how hard it is to find a quality reliable accountant.