Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, I walked into my apartment to find my boyfriend of two years screwing my lifelong best friend. I immediately burst into tears. He looked at me and told me I was being too dramatic. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home with three of his best friends and broke up with me in front of them. Then, when I asked if we could talk privately, he filmed it for "documentation." FML
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Vegangirl 0
that's sad
Cthulu 0
awwwwkward
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Comments (235)
becalm_fml 0
Hahaa, it's such a funny mental image!
D3kl3 0
snickerdoodles is a fruity name.
Laurendorcus 0
okay, 1st, why the hell are you bashing redheads? Its rude. 2nd, why dont you learn to type words out faster if you are in such a rush? Are you one of those old people that peck at the keys? You must suck at video games if you are that slow at pressing buttons. Snickerdoodle is awesome. :-)
heykelsey 0
are you red headed too then?
babybubz 0
the fact he still has the sex tape is reason enough to break up with him ..never mind the jerking off and crying part lol
aardvarkish 17
redheads are the bomb intelligence is sexy sarcasm is sumptuous snickerdoodlrs is cute deal with it
pieceoschmidt 8
you're all retarded, arguing over the internet..just like those pricks on xbox live who seem to think since someone lives halfway around the world you only have to scream your insults into the mic a little louder, or type in all caps for internets sake..you are all the reason for the decline of collective intelligence in todays society, do something with yourselves instead of waiting for the next person to post a relatively mediocre FML and trash the people who comment on it. OP: Sorry but thats kinda funny, but it could've been worse, he could've been using the tears for lubrication, if you don't leave him then the next time you two have sex, right before he blows his load smother him with the pillow, auto-erotic asphyxiation is a powerful move,...just dont kill him ;P
dota_pwnage 7
I guess that makes you retarded then because you just argued over the Internet lol whatever just kidding lol havng fun XD that havng was 4 u snickerdoodles Xd
YunqFlyMa21o 0
omq thas a fuckinn shame.
sexyblonde78 0
Hey snickerdoodles... YOU ARE RETARTED! Who gives a shit if ppl tak in text language or rle language? this isn't scul! and u all who r fighting bout this r stupid too!!!!!!
joshhh11 0
actually, you're RETARDED
taycandy96 2
don't talk like that ever....I agree with snickerdoodle don't type like that
kaleyyy 0
agreed sexyblonde!!
dbjb40 0
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