FML : Today, I was in a tense tiebreak round to win the local pub quiz. As the quizmaster read out more clues, I got the answer, got up and rushed to be the...

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Today, I was in a tense tiebreak round to win the local pub quiz. As the quizmaster read out more clues, I got the answer, got up and rushed to be the first team to the bar. I tripped, faceplanted. The whole bar laughed, and then I realized that it wasn't a "fastest to the bar" round. FML

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By pubquizgenius - / Wednesday 27 January 2010 08:24 / United Kingdom

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By pubquizgenius | 0

#802510 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 07:09

We won. The prize was a £30 bar tab, and a hurt knee. The answer was "Mo Mowlam".

By Expertfail | 0

#802244 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 04:17

Smooth. Did you win though?

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By tyrob911 | 0

#802237 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 04:13

wow. how bad does it get when you act stupid at a quiz

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pipp360 | 0

#803688 - Thursday 28 January 2010 03:44

were u that drunk?

By Expertfail | 0

#802244 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 04:17

Smooth. Did you win though?

By betseyville | 6

#802254 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 04:23

Wayne the Brain wins again!

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subcultured | 0

#804470 - Thursday 28 January 2010 11:29

great reference. was thinking the same thing.

By FernandoTorres_fml | 0

#802265 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 04:31

Judging from your idiocy, I doubt you had the right answer anyway.

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arsenalfcboy | 6

#802536 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 07:28

Completely unrelated, but Liverpool are shit

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RaKum12 | 0

#803984 - Thursday 28 January 2010 05:33

I agree Liverpool is shit. BARCALONA is the best

By CallMeHush | 0

#802281 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 04:43

At least you didn't have your darts in your hand when you did it, you could lose an eye that way.

By mushoo_fml | 0

#802418 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 06:01

Did you still win??

By txgirl09 | 5

#802507 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 07:06

Of all the dumb things someone can say/do when drinking that's not so bad.

By pubquizgenius | 0

#802510 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 07:09

We won. The prize was a £30 bar tab, and a hurt knee. The answer was "Mo Mowlam".

By LtChicken | 0

#802552 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 07:43

was it worth it?

By bk_chick13 | 0

#803091 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 11:28

why were you so hype over a pub quiz???

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conversationist | 0

#803338 - Thursday 28 January 2010 01:11

he probably got a night with the town stripper if he won.

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