By Anonymous - 12/06/2012 19:01 - United States - San Diego

Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML
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TheFamilyElf 17

Yikes. "Well, no, but you can have an extra helping of mashed potatoes instead.."

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James64138 26

At least he doesn't want to eat them, along with the rest of your face...

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moonsxstars 6

Make sure you are with someone you trust to protect you at all time.

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NYCZO 0

He was joking lol jeez lighten up

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unknown_user5566 26

If he does it again, just pause, and then yell... NO SOUP FOR YOU!

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perdix 29

The spelling is perfect, the punctuation is impeccable . . . I can't go all Grammar Nazi on you!

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unknown_user5566 26

Quite right, good sir. ;)

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THExistentialist 13

perdix, you failed me; she forgot to quote the phrase to be yelled. but I liked her suggestion anyway x3 *squee I out-nazi'd someone on FML for the first time in three years! AND IT WAS THE PERDIX!*

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zainrock 2

I call 'fake'....the reason is because I I've read that exact line on some website years ago about psycho pick-up lines. I think OP just wanted to see how people would respond if any of them actually got tried out

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unknown_user5566 26

Just because the pick-up line is on a website doesn't mean the creepy homeless man is incapable of using it on someone.

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missalkali 8

well stop "calling fake" it's kind of a douchy thing to do. and perhaps it's real and it was the creepy dude who wanted to know how people would respond if it was actually tried out. *edit: the comment this was in response to was deleted

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amarchingclock 6

What? No one else collects beautiful eyeballs?

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igive 29

No, they don't keep as well as bones do. *sigh*

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starsfan_9 7

I think everyone can agree with me when I say: that shit cray

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Yeah 25, that shit is cray!

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PresAgent 23

No, #25, I don't agree with you. However, that may be because I know how to spell 'crazy' properly.

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melrose90210 10

Well, I guess that's what you get for trying to help.

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MCRaddict15 15

I don't think that experience should interfere with being a good human. OP was just being a good person. Also,there was a serial killer who used to cut out human eyeballs after he would kill his victims, so it's not very uncommon. OP should just walk away.

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chrystalthequeen 8

"Uh no I like my eyes in my face…" That would be so creepy!!!

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