Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Today, I went to visit my father. His new wife has hoarded out our childhood home nearly to the point of it being unliveable. That’s pretty funny, considering my dad used to literally beat us if our rooms weren’t clean or we left dishes in the sink. FML
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML
Today, it's been a few weeks since I moved into my own place, so I decided to visit my parents. I rang to ask for a good time to come over but all I got was basically, "Nope, you’re moved out now, a grown up, no longer our problem, ring us when you get some girl pregnant with our first grandbaby, bye." FML
Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML
Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML
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Top comments
umerin 32
Say the same thing to him when he visits you.
KushTreats 21
It's true that you have to follow the rules in someone's else's house. But it doesn't include doing work for their lazy ass.
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Comments (71)
alfalfalaffa 17
I was thinking "wow, fyl, that does suck" but then a thought came to me. Who is paying for the new house?
pandalover69 26
Well when a person moves out they sometimes get this thing called an apartment and they get this other thing called a job so they can pay for the apartment.
MSDemonslayer 5
Seriously? You deserved that. Should've done your chores, bruh.
mohindharan 3
He is so gross
space_cadet16 6
I am the OP of the post. My dad doesn't have dementia or any other mental illnesses. He just wanted me to clean the bathroom which I ended up doing anyways. BTW that lecture was for two hours.
shredwhitendblue 8
You aren't technically living under his roof. And you're old enough to do what you want.
ArgentumAurum 24
Well you ARE staying there, but chores after you have moved out is ridiculous.
PunkPositive 12
just kill him
sk1tt135 22
Was he drunk?
robertmil90 10
wait...what?
jjessica8901 2
That's my dad when I move out
cece23_fml 10
Ha, thats when you can turn around and give them the finger, they no longer have a hold on you and they know it.