Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they'd remembered, my dad's reaction was, "Oh! Really?" My mom's was, "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML
Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I went downstairs expecting birthday greetings from my parents. Instead, they just sat on the couch saying nothing. Thinking they forgot, I casually reminded them. My mom scoffed and said, "Go do the dishes." FML
Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML
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AlexOrban 17
I'm sorry, here is present from me :) ＿＿ ／＞ フ | o o| ／`ミ _x 彡 / | / ヽ ﾉ ／￣| | | | | (￣ヽ＿_ヽ_)_) ＼
justcommenting19 19
Happy birthday OP! Hope this year turns out better than the last and you're less stressed.
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Comments (31)
Eleora 19
Happy birthday, OP! TREAT YO SELF! Lol
Armeniangirl_fml 15
Happy Birthday!!! get yourself some ice cream and cake, and have a pity party!! Do whatever you want, and may all your hopes and dreams come true!
puppies1234 10
ITS MY PARTY I CAN CRY IF I WANT TO......
Jillene 8
Happy birthday.
zaidthunder1 27
Stressful situations occur once in a while (unless you work in banking), birthdays are yearly events, so I'd advise you to clear your head, switch off the electronics and take a mini vacay.
owenj100 8
Yeah fyl
NeikeaX 3
I'm sorry. happy birthday, dear. :/
alex_jaguara 33
Happy birthday, OP!
xsxx 9
Wouldn't be a big deal if you were a Muslim! Because celebrating birthdays are prohibited in Islam so that's why majority of Muslims don't even remember their birthdays and if somewhere in documentation procedures we have to tell our birthday then we look at our identity cards. But since you're not a Muslim then surely it's a FML moment for you. P.S. Happy birthday
species4872 20
Happy birthday and relax, your too young to be so stressed. Enjoy your youth.
blink831forever 13
Happy birthday OP!! Your mom is a bitch. I hope you do something fun on your birthday make up day