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By fmlguy - 10/12/2010 03:19

Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2020 22:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML

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By John - 19/11/2011 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML

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By manhood fading away - 25/12/2016 20:24 - United Kingdom - Heckmondwike

Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML

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By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

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By Conflicted as hell - 23/12/2023 03:00 - United States

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2016 04:50

Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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By R281780 - 14/02/2016 15:53 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2018 22:00 - United States - Lyons

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML

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GoingLesbian 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:05

Does she have expensive tastes? Or are you seriously that indecent?

thatgirl503 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:04

wth?

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farmersedge 0

Friday 10 December 2010 13:00

waste of space

sophiamichelle 0

Friday 10 December 2010 13:00

lol are you serious? just buy her a damn present and don't be a jackass.

agirlnamedlogan 5

Friday 10 December 2010 13:02

You are a jerk. It's a miracle you have a girlfriend in the first place. You don't deserve her and your life doesn't suck yet but I really hope it does soon...

alyssiaa_fml 6

Friday 10 December 2010 13:04

that's the biggest joke ever

valri3 0

Friday 10 December 2010 13:05

Well I'm sure you will be missing her over Christmas knowing you broke up with her cause of some issue with not getting her a gift. FYL

crazydog11 0

Friday 10 December 2010 13:07

mother fucken ass hike **** sucking little pussy go suck a dick

ThatLooksSticky 16

Friday 10 December 2010 13:10

I wonder if it's because OP is cheap, or he just can't think of what to get for her.

Obelia 3

Friday 10 December 2010 13:18

If you think so little of your girlfriend, she deserves better so go ahead and give her the better life that she deserves...without you!

uupa99 0

Friday 10 December 2010 13:20

good plan, then make up a lame excuse a day later to get back with her

Shadow_Phantom 26

Friday 10 December 2010 13:27

...? You don't NEED to buy her something, but breaking up is not the answer.

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