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By fmlguy - 10/12/2010 03:19

Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML

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You deserved it 86 239

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2020 22:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML

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You deserved it 768

By John - 19/11/2011 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML

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You deserved it 5 109

By manhood fading away - 25/12/2016 20:24 - United Kingdom - Heckmondwike

Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 185

You deserved it 770

By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

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You deserved it 2 819

Christmas Watts

By Conflicted as hell - 23/12/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I’m trying to figure out how to spend Christmas with my wife and kids… and my girlfriend. I’m planning to divorce my wife in January, because doing it on Christmas would hurt them all, but I don’t want my girlfriend to know I’m married or else she’ll leave me. FML

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You deserved it 2 378

Sweet relief

By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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You deserved it 1 561

Run away, now

By Anonymous - 15/12/2016 04:50

Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 417

You deserved it 1 077

By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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You deserved it 13 635

By R281780 - 14/02/2016 15:53 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML

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You deserved it 4 165

Instagone

By Anonymous - 02/01/2018 22:00 - United States - Lyons

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML

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You deserved it 339

GoingLesbian 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:05

Does she have expensive tastes? Or are you seriously that indecent?

thatgirl503 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:04

wth?

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ques 0

Friday 10 December 2010 14:09

ur not a good relationship person.

KylieBunny 0

Friday 10 December 2010 14:12

your pathetic

iggy808 0

Friday 10 December 2010 14:16

your an a**hole

lillygreen024 0

Friday 10 December 2010 14:18

get many little items from doller general haha or bang her an say MERRY CHRISTMAS!

finalyearsofhate 22

Friday 10 December 2010 14:20

wow. asshole. she deserves someone better.

Mittle 0

Friday 10 December 2010 14:27

your an asshole

ThatGuyFromNZ 0

Friday 10 December 2010 14:30

how is this **** your life??? your girlfriend is the one who has to live with a ****** like you. FHL

lauren_doll89 0

Friday 10 December 2010 14:30

what a dick move sir.!

Wazilla 0

Friday 10 December 2010 14:34

#166 he says FML becuase he was even considering doing so and hates himself for it.

rawrineedcandy 0

Friday 10 December 2010 14:36

your that cheap wow loser!!

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