Today, I realized my acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of my friends in a group photo except me. FML

Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML

Today, I sent my friend a Snapchat without any makeup on. She asked what filter I used, because it made my face look all red and blotchy. FML

Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML

Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML

Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML

Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML

Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML