wow ur cousin is a real a**hole for that no offence like couldnt she or he ask u first or something stop being so got damn nosy even tho its ur facebook status what if u were and u wanted to tell everyone

that u were pregnant

way to rip off South Park

Even if the cousin didn't understand the joke, the comment didn't have to be about the OP herself. -.-

1.) I get how you feel OP. I'd get pissed off and write lyrics or crap on my statuses, and apparently nobody in my family knew they were just songs, and my aunt called my mom frantically late one night, telling her I was going to commit suicide. 2.) I slightly don't believe this. I can understand if she had called all of your local family members, but it's pretty hard to get calls through to Iraq, especially if you're not immediate family.

dumb cousin but girl there's no sarcasm on the net unless you use *sarcastic*

Kinda curious as to why you have that as your status. If you cheated and needed PP for the morning after pill, it serves you right. I you were pregnant by your hubby and for some reason wanted to not be, serves you right. I'd have to know WHY you put it up there in order to say if YDI or that sucks.

dont feel bad two people tried to tell my husband i was cheating on him while he was deployed to afghanistan. my downstairs neighbor had some balls two months after we were married my husband was still at home in bed next to me and the guy txtd me asking i what i was going to do about sex when he was gone, keep in mind this guys two daughters were flower girls for my wedding. about a week after my husband left he txtd a pic of me and a guy leaving my apt saying he's here all the time at all hours. the guy was my brother. my husband said yeah i know i talk to him half the time hes there. the other person was a friend of my husband's who a week before deployment pushed my husband into a pool fully dressed including his phone. and as a military wife you know how important his phone is before deployment due to all the information he needs well we tried to get this idiot to pay for the phone he damaged since insurance doens't cover water damage. well i guess to get back at me for asking for money he went around telling friends that i was cheating when i found out i asked if the supposed boyfriend i had was at least cute lol

Wow your cousin seems like a petty little bitch, whether she failed to pick up on the sarcastic humour or not. Why would she go around calling everyone in your family just because of that? Even if she thought you were pregnant she should have left the choice up to you to tell everyone. Little gossip queen.

That's funny :D FYL for having a cousin.