Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I woke up to a warm bed, the morning sunlight bathing my face, and my boyfriend sneaking my credit card out of my purse. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML
Today, I learned why so much money has been missing from my credit card account. My boyfriend stole it, and has been buying toys for his 3 children. I never knew he had kids. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
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core755 0
Do people not keep track of their bank and credit card records anymore?
niemann2006 0
call him out on it, although, how did he even get your credit cards long enough for him to scan them as well as your parents without you noticing?
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Comments (136)
glassisass 0
a smart boyfriend you got.
fmh123 0
Thats pretty ****** up if you asked me
flyingpan8 0
well, at least he bought you a gift with it.. that sort of makes up for it.....no??
bexox 0
No.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
#46, from what planet are you?! O_o
memyselfandi_fml 0
you do realize he was joking right?
so_screwed81 0
Best thing for OP to do is tell her parents and have them (and she herself should as well) dispute any "suspicious" charges with the credit card company and file a police report. There's also this nifty little program called "snagit", which can take a snapshot of data on a computer screen and date and time stamp it for evidence later (its a free program).
Einstein714 0
it's a felony, put him behind bars
irishlassie731 0
FYL for having a thief for a boyfriend and get his ass arrested, but YDI even more for not checking your bank account and realizing a ton of money was disappearing without realizing where it was all going
XTheDesertSongX 17
he's cheap and now you know he can't be trusted! confront him and make him repay you! if he doesn't sew his pants off:D lol
BigSky 5
Are your parents going to prosecute him along with you? Please let us know.
MacKeracher 4
1. break up with him 2. Get your money back 3. Get his ass arrested 4. Find a guy who likes you for you, not your bank account (good luck, may take a while)
englishmuffin 0
Are you sure he is your boyfriend? Anyways, I suggest dumping him... and pressing charges.