Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML
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Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I saw a homeless woman and a young man wrapped in a blanket so I went to give them a fiver. Turns out the woman was just helping calm her autistic son by wrapping him up, and not homeless at all. She kicked me in the balls and took the money anyway while I was on the ground. FML
Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
Today, I was stopped at a light when a woman approached, asking for help to buy food. I told her I only had a dollar, but she could have it. After I gave it to her, she stepped back, held it up, then proceeded to tear it into pieces, before walking away while calling me a cheapskate. Really? FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I was accosted by an angry homeless man at the recycling center, since I refused to give him my saved up bottles and cans. He insisted that he needed it more and I was "poaching his turf". I needed the recycling to put gas in my car, just to make it to work and hope I could make it back home. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom, when I saw a little pamphlet about a charity for abused children. I showed her and said I was going to donate a few dollars. She quickly said no, calling it a waste of money and muttering that the kids probably deserved it anyway. FML
Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML
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fldlshrhxirfue 3
Dude. Get out. NOW.
female_troller 12
I just hope that in 20 years she's homeless and begging you for money. Hey, if the breakup goes bad, you can use this against her.
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Comments (146)
chosha_fml 27
Now imagine raising your kids. Run, OP, run fast.
whatwhyhoo 10
Give to a charity, never directly to a person.
gymnastlove 4
Shouldn't this be the homeless man's FML?
Special_Psycho 8
Maybe the homeless man can't afford a computer. :( Poor sap.
deemarie13 14
If I was a dude I would dump her.
cryssycakesx3 23
your blue square says you're a man...
johnkocache 2
ummm. she's pretty much right for the most part. and believe it or not, I watched a news report in Seattle, wa. that concluded that a great deal of homeless either are fake, or are able to beg for an average of around $40k a year, on which they def do not pay taxes. I don't think they deserve any pity.
Special_Psycho 8
It's people like her and Romney this country is so ****** up! Republicans are mostly corrupt, greedy, stupid-ass shit-for-brains who don't understand the first thing about helping those in need. Hell, if she's Christian and you're not then dump the stupid bitch! She's probably against something else that's awesome: same-sex marriage. I greatly support the LGBT and charities. Tell that bitch to go **** a tree and leave her alone in poverty, then let her know how it feels to be poor! See if she's still Republican then and believes in the dickheaded religion known as Christianity, which is such a load of bull that it teaches people to think all humans should be punished just because of our supposed ancestors who ate some stupid forbidden fruit! Granted they shouldn't have eaten something forbidden but why punish their kids for it? Screw Republicans! Screw Christianity! Screw greedy and rich people who don't give a ******* cent to those who need it more than they do! **** THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T PAY TAXES THAT CAN AFFORD IT! --Sincerely, Jared Kymers
SoultheWolf 19
I can understand why she'd think that, because many people who beg for money really aren't homeless but tend to do this as a "job". When I was younger and living in Mexico I would give money away to homeless all the time, and I was considered poor then. Now, I rarely give money away unless I feel they really need it. I see people with signs claiming to be homeless but are wearing new clothes, have $5+ coffees, dogs with brand new leashes or collars that cost around $30, drinking an alcoholic beverage, smoking, and more. Doesn't mean everyone is like that, but many are.
scott82 5
Listen to your go your gf , what she is trying to say is make some cash you broke ass
Phialvalve 6
OP dump her ass she is a soulless bitch (is she a ginger?)
Phialvalve 6
69 **** you homeless is not a choice ask any of the many people who devote their lives to trying to help them cause no one else will (and a teaparty rep is not one of those people)